Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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