May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
