And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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