Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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