dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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