you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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