Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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