I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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