Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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