best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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