Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My vagina just recognized that song.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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