This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
there is glitter all over my balls
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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