You work out of a Hotel?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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