Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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