Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I supernannyed him into submission
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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