It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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