This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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