Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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