Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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