Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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