You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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