Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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