Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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