You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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