Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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