that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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