woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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