I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
