That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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