I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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