this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
17 year olds will be the death of me.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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