you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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