I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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