Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
This is classic penis vs brain.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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