her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
