she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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