Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
