she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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