I wanna passion pit in your ass
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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