I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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