I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Someone shit on the floor
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Randomize
