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Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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