sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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