We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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