I'm so fucking centered right now
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
