I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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