I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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