I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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