they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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