Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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